For those of you with balls of steel (males or females) this groin protector or Hector protector would certainly be a status symbol. Before the wedding of our daughter the guys had a bucksnight and went to have a game of Paintball shooting. Everyone had a good time. The guys are tough and all came back with bruises, this game must hurt. Lucky each guy bought a Hector protector. Of course you must protect the family jewels, why not with chromed re-inforced ones! If some of our great amorous sporting legends would keep their tackle in the protectors, instead of letting the mongrel run loose, they would have avoided some embarrassing headlines. I think sports people should start a new sporting novely and bring the Hectors to Chrometech to have them chrome-plated. Imagine a bunch of cricket players groping into their undies at the end of the match, ripping Hector out (hopefully with no little bits stuck to it) and then auctioning them off for charities.
Now that would be an intimate memento.
What do you think about Chrome-plated or chromed Hector protectors?
Give me your thoughts.
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